Look. You don’t need a list of 20 drinking cues when you’re watching a movie. Hell, if you can REMEMBER 20 different “drink when this happens” things you need to drink more because you have an insane memory and must be still sober. Here are just 5. They’re enough, I promise. So turn on Mean Girls and get a nice tall drink with a lot of ice and have yourself a pretty f’n FETCH night. If you REALLY need to up the difficulty add “waterfall your drink as long as the burn book is on visible” to your list.
